11AM
Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
Too much freedom in this photo.
This was a sex accident. Bald Eagles (and a lot of other raptors out there) fly up high, and fuck mid-air while free-falling. I guess the sex here was too good to stop.
That’s so fucking metal.
(via lalondeiraptor)
10AM
(Source: misspiercee, via booksmusicandcandy)
10AM
Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy
We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr*Whistles for hellhounds*
*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*
*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*
(via hey-scourge-sister)
9AM
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
(Source: nightlockandfoxes, via kissesandlaughsandrisks)
8AM
iM CHOKING ON MY OWN BLOOD
(via komaedanag1to)
8AM
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
(via kawaiipeculier)
8AM
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
I just spit
(via erisolspritesexual)
7AM
I still love homestuck but homestuck and I aren’t on our honeymoon anymore so even though I’m not kissing homestuck and yelling about how much I love it out of our hotel window doesn’t mean I don’t love homestuck anymore
it’s just a quiet love where we sit down and have dinner together and calmly talk about our days and we don’t need to be in each other’s faces 24/7 to know that our love is still a thing u kno
(via batsensitivitytraining)
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