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• CG: HEY ERIDAN. FEELING GOOD TODAY OR SHOULD I DUCK AWAY QUICKLY BEFORE I'M HAULED INTO THE DEPTHS OF WHATEVER IS WRONG TODAY?
• CA: kar
• CG: I'M WORRIED BY THAT ANSWER.
• CA: nothin is evver good
• CA: and you dont evven like me at all
• CA: i though wwe wwere friends
• CA: i guess im just a
• CG: OF COURSE I LIKE YOU DUMBSHIT OF THE SEA, YOU'RE MY FUCKING GOSSIP BUDDY.
• CA: burden
• CG: WE SIT AROUND CHATTING FOREVER BECAUSE I LIKE YOU DIPSHIT.
• CA: but you dont wwant to help me wwith my problems
• CG: I ALWAYS HELP WITH YOUR PROBLEMS. WHAT DO YOU THINK I JUST IGNORE YOU?
• CG: LIKE I SAID COME TO ME IN PRIVATE.
• CG: I MEAN IF YOU'RE ON A MEMO YOU CAN STICK IT UP YOUR NOOK YOU KNOW ALL THE OTHER RETARDED FUCKS I HAVE TO HERD LIKE PURRBEASTS WOULD POUNCE YOU THE SECOND YOU SHOW WEAKNESS.
• CA: yeah
• CA: true
• CA: especially that asshole sol
• CA: wwhats his damage
• CA: i mean really
• CG: WELL YOU ARE PRETTY IN HIS FACE ALL THE TIME AMPORA.
• CG: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TACT? NO I GUESS THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE YOU"RE KIND OF A DRAMAFISH. BUT YEAH, BACKING OFF A LITTLE AND LETTING HIM COME TO YOU MIGHT BE A BETTER OPTION THAN TRYING TO MAKE HIM DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.
• CA: wwait
• CA: you think he wwould come to me
• CA: i mean duh im attractivve but hes alwways claimin to be immune
• CG: OH COME ON YOUR PRETTY MUCH RUB UP ON HIM, WHAT DO THE GUYS IN THE ROM COMS DO?
• CG: THEY GO, OOH, I"M TOO COOL FOR YOU, FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF FOR ME. OOH MR. GRANTI.
• CA: hm
• CA: you knoww kar i think youre onto somethin
• CA: wwait
• CG: THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING TO YOU YOU FUCKING PATHETIC LUMP, HE'S SAVORING THE FACT YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GET YOUR ATTENTION OFF HIM AND BASICALLY RUBBING IT IN YOUR FACE THAT HE WON'T TAKE YOU. IT'S BASIC KISMESITUDATION. THE THING IS, ONCE YOU "LOSE INTEREST" HE'LL BE COMPLETELY FUCKING SHOCKED. HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE COCK OF THE WALK, AND SUDDENLY HE'S NOT? HIS ASS WILL GO FROM PRIDEFUL SHAMESLUT TO WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I GET HIM BACK IN UNDER 5 PARSECONDS.
• CA: heh that sounds great
• CA: but wwhat if he can tell its a trick
• CG: WELL LITERALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT. FIND SOMEONE HOTTER. IF MY SHOWS HAVE DONE ANYTHING IT'S TOLD ME THAT JEALOUSY IS HUGE FOR THIS THING.
• CA: i knoww
• CG: I MEAN WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE GONE FOR THE BIGGEST TARGET IN THE ROOM FOR PISSING YOU OFF?
• CA: youre right
• CA: i think i knoww howw to get back at him though
• CG: AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FUCK UP ANYTHING I HAVE TO CLEAN UP.
• CG: THAT MEANS EMOTIONALLY TOO.
• CA: wwell
• CA: if hes usin my best friend to make me jealous
• CA: and youre wwillin to help me
• CA: wwill you kar be in a fake relationship wwith me
• CA: to help me get the blackrom a my dreams
• CG: AW FUCK, I KNEW THIS WAS COMING... BUT SHIT I GUESS IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD IDEA. IT WOULD CERTAINLY GET YOU TWO OUT OF MY HAIR.
• CA: wwait should it be red or black
• CA: i think red wwould be easier to fake personally but wwouldnt black make him more jealous
• CG: BLACK, BECAUSE CUFFING YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WILL MAKE IT WORTH THE ACT AND DRAMA.
• CA: fine
• CA: itll be hard to fake hatin you though
• CA: youre like my favvourite landwweller
• CG: YEAH I KNOW I'M FUCKING FABULOUS REALLY. I'M SO GOOD PEOPLE REALLY CAN'T DEAL WITH THE SHINE COMING OFF MY HORNS. YOU KNOW, LIKE A MOVIE STAR. I'M JOKING BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE MYSELF. BUT IF I KICK YOUR ASS ENOUGH YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY PITCH AS HELL. AND I KNOW YOU LOVE OVERACTING AND DRAMA. YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITH IT.
• CA: yeah i guess
• CA: i can declare our eternal hatred
• CA: do you like poems?
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• CG: HAHA FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE ME HATE POEMS?
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• CA: oh yeah
• CA: if you arent a poem guy it works evven better
• CA: cause then youll hate them
• CG: HAHA THAT'S KIND OF ADORABLE ALRIGHT, YEAH, I HATE POEMS. THEY'RE FUCKING BORING. THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
• CG: HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT GETTING YOUR HEADFINS PINCHED? I'LL USE CLAWS AND EVERYTHING.
• CA: oh fuck
• CA: that is so black
• CA: fins and gils are super sensitivve for seadwwellers
• CA: that shit hurts so good
• CG: I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT THIS SHIT BECAUSE OF ALL MY TRAINING VIDEOS. THAT IS WHAT I WILL BE CALLING THEM FOR THIS. TRAINING VIDEOS. IT SOUNDS FUCKING DASTARDLY.
• CA: it does
• CG: SO WHAT, SHOULD WE GET INTO A FIGHT IN THE COMMON ROOM IN FRONT OF HIM?
• CG: I CAN CALL YOUR CAPE FUCKING UGLY AND SUGGEST AUBERGINE IS A MORONIC COLOR ANYWAYS.
• CA: ouch kar
• CA: thats mean
• CG: IT
• CA: hey wwould it be too mean to insult your mutant blood
• CG: IS BLACKROM COME O-
• CA: wwe should set limits since its fake
• CG: HEY NOW THAT SHIT WOULD ACTUALLY GET YOU KILLED OKAY.
• CA: wwe dont wwant to end up actually hatin each other
• CG: LOW BLOOD IS FINE, CALLING IT MUTANT GETS YOUR HORNS SNAPPED OFF.
• CA: ok
• CA: you can insult wwhatevver but can you not talk about howw evverybody leavves me
• CA: you knoww howw sensitivve about that i am
• CG: I'LL AVOID FEF IN GENERAL, BUT I MIGHT TEASE YOU A LITTLE IF YOU'RE SLACKING. I'LL MAKE UP FOR IT AFTERWARDS WITH I DON'T KNOW. SECRET FORZEN MOOBEAST MILK PARTIES.
• CA: reely
• CA: oh gosh this is gonna be a lot a fun
• CA: so i cant call you a mutant is there anythin else
• CG: YEAH DON'T WORRY I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU ACTUALLY GO BLACK FOR ME THAT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID. HAHA. SOLLUX DESERVES TO BE KNOCKED DOWN HALF A PEG ANYWAYS. TEASING ME ABOUT MY FUCKING CODING...
• CG: AVOID CRABDAD IF YOU CAN? HE'S A SORE SPOT.
• CG: YOU CAN RAIL ON ME ABOUT TEREZI THOUGH.
• CA: yeah no bringin lusi into this
• CG: I MIGHT SAY YOURS BROUGHT YOU UP A LITTLE PIGHEADED. YOU CAN AMP UP THE HEMO JERKINESS IF I CAN YELL AT YOU FOR BEING A COLOR OBSESSED PRICK.
• CA: yeah i can do that
• CG: HEY BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A SAFEWORD OR SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO GO TOO FAR.
• CG: LIKE USE MY FULL NAME AND I'LL SWITCH TRACKS TO SOMETHING LESS MEAN OR I DON'T KNOW. DRAG YOU OUT OF THE ROOM TO APPARENTLY KILL YOU.
• CA: yeah um if im goin too far can you do the same thing
• CA: i might lose it a little bit is the only thing
• CA: me not havvin a morail
• CG: ALRIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT OKAY? I'LL SHIT, I DON'T KNOW. PAP YOU DOWN OR SOMETHING. I'M SURPRISINGLY GOOD WITH MY SICKLES, AND I CAN GET IN CLOSE REALLY QUICK.
• CA: wwoww thats
• CA: really pale
• CA: all a this is really
• CG: I'M KIND OF A PALE SLUT SOMETIMES OKAY SHUT UP ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO HEAR HONKING IN THE NIGHT.
• CA: ooh yeah
• CG: YEAH I THOUGHT YOU WOULD CATCH ON. HEY THIS IS JUST TO GET YOU SETTLED WITH SOMEONE WHO WON'T FUCK YOU OVER TOO BAD. HE'S GOT THE WHOLE PSYCHIC GOBBLEDEGOOK SO HE CAN HOLD YOU BACK IF YOU NEED IT.
• CA: true
• CA: this is gonna be great
• CA: ((i really want to find a sollux now and actually do this))
• CG: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHY I'M HELPING. IF HE CAN CUT OUT THE PSYCHO HE CAN KEEP YOU FROM HURTING ANYONE. BONUSES FOR ME ALL AROUND. NEPETA BECOMES JEALOUS OF MY SHIPPING POWERS.
• CA: she should be
• CG: ( *TURNS HEAD IRL TO THE SOLLUX ROLEPLAYER SITTING NEXT TO HIM... STARES AT HIM UNTIL HE ACCEPTS.* )
• CA: youre pretty awwesome at this
• CA: ((yes say pretty pretty please from me ))
• CA: ((the prettiest of pleases all bedecked in gowns and frippery))
• CG: ( Done. Allow me to make a new room since the random text tops are gone so I can't just invite him. :||| Gimme a minute to find out if this is 100% true or not. )
• CA: ((its so annoying because if you lose a one on one rp you cant get back on))
• CG: ( Ugh, someone should complain. We used to tag team people all over the place and now that's GONE. )
• CA: ((that might be why lol))
• CG: ( Nah that was fun though! We'd roleplay together and meet new people. :( )
• CA: ((the only friend i have who rps irl hasnt quite gotten through the comic yet and she mostly rps sherlock and parentlock))
• CG: ( This un RPs like 90% of the characters with me. Ahaha, all our muses are fucking quadranted like crazy. /lamelamelame. )
• CA: ((she says she rps the best kit kat... she refuses to call any troll by their name, she calls them stuff like blindy, floaty dead robo chick, aquaman hitler))