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CG:HEY ERIDAN. FEELING GOOD TODAY OR SHOULD I DUCK AWAY QUICKLY BEFORE I'M HAULED INTO THE DEPTHS OF WHATEVER IS WRONG TODAY?
CA:kar
CG:I'M WORRIED BY THAT ANSWER.
CA:nothin is evver good
CA:and you dont evven like me at all
CA:i though wwe wwere friends
CA:i guess im just a
CG:OF COURSE I LIKE YOU DUMBSHIT OF THE SEA, YOU'RE MY FUCKING GOSSIP BUDDY.
CA:burden
CG:WE SIT AROUND CHATTING FOREVER BECAUSE I LIKE YOU DIPSHIT.
CA:but you dont wwant to help me wwith my problems
CG:I ALWAYS HELP WITH YOUR PROBLEMS. WHAT DO YOU THINK I JUST IGNORE YOU?
CG:LIKE I SAID COME TO ME IN PRIVATE.
CG:I MEAN IF YOU'RE ON A MEMO YOU CAN STICK IT UP YOUR NOOK YOU KNOW ALL THE OTHER RETARDED FUCKS I HAVE TO HERD LIKE PURRBEASTS WOULD POUNCE YOU THE SECOND YOU SHOW WEAKNESS.
CA:yeah
CA:true
CA:especially that asshole sol
CA:wwhats his damage
CA:i mean really
CG:WELL YOU ARE PRETTY IN HIS FACE ALL THE TIME AMPORA.
CG:HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TACT? NO I GUESS THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE YOU"RE KIND OF A DRAMAFISH. BUT YEAH, BACKING OFF A LITTLE AND LETTING HIM COME TO YOU MIGHT BE A BETTER OPTION THAN TRYING TO MAKE HIM DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.
CA:wwait
CA:you think he wwould come to me
CA:i mean duh im attractivve but hes alwways claimin to be immune
CG:OH COME ON YOUR PRETTY MUCH RUB UP ON HIM, WHAT DO THE GUYS IN THE ROM COMS DO?
CG:THEY GO, OOH, I"M TOO COOL FOR YOU, FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF FOR ME. OOH MR. GRANTI.
CA:hm
CA:you knoww kar i think youre onto somethin
CA:wwait
CG:THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING TO YOU YOU FUCKING PATHETIC LUMP, HE'S SAVORING THE FACT YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GET YOUR ATTENTION OFF HIM AND BASICALLY RUBBING IT IN YOUR FACE THAT HE WON'T TAKE YOU. IT'S BASIC KISMESITUDATION. THE THING IS, ONCE YOU "LOSE INTEREST" HE'LL BE COMPLETELY FUCKING SHOCKED. HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE COCK OF THE WALK, AND SUDDENLY HE'S NOT? HIS ASS WILL GO FROM PRIDEFUL SHAMESLUT TO WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I GET HIM BACK IN UNDER 5 PARSECONDS.
CA:heh that sounds great
CA:but wwhat if he can tell its a trick
CG:WELL LITERALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT. FIND SOMEONE HOTTER. IF MY SHOWS HAVE DONE ANYTHING IT'S TOLD ME THAT JEALOUSY IS HUGE FOR THIS THING.
CA:i knoww
CG:I MEAN WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE GONE FOR THE BIGGEST TARGET IN THE ROOM FOR PISSING YOU OFF?
CA:youre right
CA:i think i knoww howw to get back at him though
CG:AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FUCK UP ANYTHING I HAVE TO CLEAN UP.
CG:THAT MEANS EMOTIONALLY TOO.
CA:wwell
CA:if hes usin my best friend to make me jealous
CA:and youre wwillin to help me
CA:wwill you kar be in a fake relationship wwith me
CA:to help me get the blackrom a my dreams
CG:AW FUCK, I KNEW THIS WAS COMING... BUT SHIT I GUESS IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD IDEA. IT WOULD CERTAINLY GET YOU TWO OUT OF MY HAIR.
CA:wwait should it be red or black
CA:i think red wwould be easier to fake personally but wwouldnt black make him more jealous
CG:BLACK, BECAUSE CUFFING YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WILL MAKE IT WORTH THE ACT AND DRAMA.
CA:fine
CA:itll be hard to fake hatin you though
CA:youre like my favvourite landwweller
CG:YEAH I KNOW I'M FUCKING FABULOUS REALLY. I'M SO GOOD PEOPLE REALLY CAN'T DEAL WITH THE SHINE COMING OFF MY HORNS. YOU KNOW, LIKE A MOVIE STAR. I'M JOKING BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE MYSELF. BUT IF I KICK YOUR ASS ENOUGH YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY PITCH AS HELL. AND I KNOW YOU LOVE OVERACTING AND DRAMA. YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITH IT.
CA:yeah i guess
CA:i can declare our eternal hatred
CA:do you like poems?
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CG:HAHA FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE ME HATE POEMS?
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CA:oh yeah
CA:if you arent a poem guy it works evven better
CA:cause then youll hate them
CG:HAHA THAT'S KIND OF ADORABLE ALRIGHT, YEAH, I HATE POEMS. THEY'RE FUCKING BORING. THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
CG:HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT GETTING YOUR HEADFINS PINCHED? I'LL USE CLAWS AND EVERYTHING.
CA:oh fuck
CA:that is so black
CA:fins and gils are super sensitivve for seadwwellers
CA:that shit hurts so good
CG:I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT THIS SHIT BECAUSE OF ALL MY TRAINING VIDEOS. THAT IS WHAT I WILL BE CALLING THEM FOR THIS. TRAINING VIDEOS. IT SOUNDS FUCKING DASTARDLY.
CA:it does
CG:SO WHAT, SHOULD WE GET INTO A FIGHT IN THE COMMON ROOM IN FRONT OF HIM?
CG:I CAN CALL YOUR CAPE FUCKING UGLY AND SUGGEST AUBERGINE IS A MORONIC COLOR ANYWAYS.
CA:ouch kar
CA:thats mean
CG:IT
CA:hey wwould it be too mean to insult your mutant blood
CG:IS BLACKROM COME O-
CA:wwe should set limits since its fake
CG:HEY NOW THAT SHIT WOULD ACTUALLY GET YOU KILLED OKAY.
CA:wwe dont wwant to end up actually hatin each other
CG:LOW BLOOD IS FINE, CALLING IT MUTANT GETS YOUR HORNS SNAPPED OFF.
CA:ok
CA:you can insult wwhatevver but can you not talk about howw evverybody leavves me
CA:you knoww howw sensitivve about that i am
CG:I'LL AVOID FEF IN GENERAL, BUT I MIGHT TEASE YOU A LITTLE IF YOU'RE SLACKING. I'LL MAKE UP FOR IT AFTERWARDS WITH I DON'T KNOW. SECRET FORZEN MOOBEAST MILK PARTIES.
CA:reely
CA:oh gosh this is gonna be a lot a fun
CA:so i cant call you a mutant is there anythin else
CG:YEAH DON'T WORRY I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU ACTUALLY GO BLACK FOR ME THAT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID. HAHA. SOLLUX DESERVES TO BE KNOCKED DOWN HALF A PEG ANYWAYS. TEASING ME ABOUT MY FUCKING CODING...
CG:AVOID CRABDAD IF YOU CAN? HE'S A SORE SPOT.
CG:YOU CAN RAIL ON ME ABOUT TEREZI THOUGH.
CA:yeah no bringin lusi into this
CG:I MIGHT SAY YOURS BROUGHT YOU UP A LITTLE PIGHEADED. YOU CAN AMP UP THE HEMO JERKINESS IF I CAN YELL AT YOU FOR BEING A COLOR OBSESSED PRICK.
CA:yeah i can do that
CG:HEY BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A SAFEWORD OR SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO GO TOO FAR.
CG:LIKE USE MY FULL NAME AND I'LL SWITCH TRACKS TO SOMETHING LESS MEAN OR I DON'T KNOW. DRAG YOU OUT OF THE ROOM TO APPARENTLY KILL YOU.
CA:yeah um if im goin too far can you do the same thing
CA:i might lose it a little bit is the only thing
CA:me not havvin a morail
CG:ALRIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT OKAY? I'LL SHIT, I DON'T KNOW. PAP YOU DOWN OR SOMETHING. I'M SURPRISINGLY GOOD WITH MY SICKLES, AND I CAN GET IN CLOSE REALLY QUICK.
CA:wwoww thats
CA:really pale
CA:all a this is really
CG:I'M KIND OF A PALE SLUT SOMETIMES OKAY SHUT UP ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO HEAR HONKING IN THE NIGHT.
CA:ooh yeah
CG:YEAH I THOUGHT YOU WOULD CATCH ON. HEY THIS IS JUST TO GET YOU SETTLED WITH SOMEONE WHO WON'T FUCK YOU OVER TOO BAD. HE'S GOT THE WHOLE PSYCHIC GOBBLEDEGOOK SO HE CAN HOLD YOU BACK IF YOU NEED IT.
CA:true
CA:this is gonna be great
CA:((i really want to find a sollux now and actually do this))
CG:THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHY I'M HELPING. IF HE CAN CUT OUT THE PSYCHO HE CAN KEEP YOU FROM HURTING ANYONE. BONUSES FOR ME ALL AROUND. NEPETA BECOMES JEALOUS OF MY SHIPPING POWERS.
CA:she should be
CG:( *TURNS HEAD IRL TO THE SOLLUX ROLEPLAYER SITTING NEXT TO HIM... STARES AT HIM UNTIL HE ACCEPTS.* )
CA:youre pretty awwesome at this
CA:((yes say pretty pretty please from me ))
CA:((the prettiest of pleases all bedecked in gowns and frippery))
CG:( Done. Allow me to make a new room since the random text tops are gone so I can't just invite him. :||| Gimme a minute to find out if this is 100% true or not. )
CA:((its so annoying because if you lose a one on one rp you cant get back on))
CG:( Ugh, someone should complain. We used to tag team people all over the place and now that's GONE. )
CA:((that might be why lol))
CG:( Nah that was fun though! We'd roleplay together and meet new people. :( )
CA:((the only friend i have who rps irl hasnt quite gotten through the comic yet and she mostly rps sherlock and parentlock))
CG:( This un RPs like 90% of the characters with me. Ahaha, all our muses are fucking quadranted like crazy. /lamelamelame. )
CA:((she says she rps the best kit kat... she refuses to call any troll by their name, she calls them stuff like blindy, floaty dead robo chick, aquaman hitler))